All's fair in love and Waargh.

Survive dates with five burly boyz in this light-hearted, totally SFW visual novel.

Try full screen mode if the window doesn't fit.

Found a bug? See something wrong? Or just fancy a date? Drop a comment here, send tweet to @jjc_uk, or email josephjclark at gmail. All feedback really helps!

StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5
Rating
Rated 4.9 out of 5 stars
(7 total ratings)
AuthorMonstro
GenreInteractive Fiction, Visual Novel
Tags2D, Comedy, Dating Sim, Funny, Narrative, orks, Romance, Singleplayer, Story Rich
Average sessionAbout a half-hour
LanguagesEnglish

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Dis iz the BEST game. Itz got FOIGHTIN', itz got DRINKIN', itz a good ol time with DA BOYZ! An best of all, NO HUMIES!

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Squigs tits, dis is amazin!

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i like this game a lot!

first time i saw it i was almost imposible to not to laught hahaha! i mean... i never expected w40k having this kind of games. haha

oh i wished this was an actual romance game with orks so it would be extra awkward and hilarious. keep on the awesome work

Thanks for playing Bee!

but- i tried the secrets story and i dont know how to get it. i have been playing for a few days but still no clue how to get it. the only thing i do is hear the story from chompa but after that i dont know what to do.

Ah! So, you have to let Chompa tell the whole story, but you have to stop drinking early enough that you can remember it.

There's a little hint when it says "A tiny voice tells you to quit while you can." After that, you should Retire.

You then have to remember what you learned from the conversation to unlock the trophy. This is probably obvious. I don't think I can protect spoilers here but maybe if I say spoilersblahblahitsthemiddleoneblahblahspoilers you can work it out if you look closely and can ignore it if you prefer :D

Love the game! Got dragged into W40K by my S/O and I love the orks, but theres barrely any, stuff like this of them! This is so refreshing and just filled the hole in my heart bc i couldnt woo an Ork.
10/10 recommended it to every living soul i met kek.

Fanks! Dat's propa nice of ya tah say! Cheerz!

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This game is hilarious! It's a nice break from the usual action packed, serious games I usually play.

Thank you, that's made my day!